if you smoke half the bowl/joint and then pass it, I hate you.

if you smoke half the bowl/joint and then pass it, I hate you.

ohshititsgreg: QUICK THERE’S NO TIME GRAB MY BONER (via anericanidiot)

ohshititsgreg:

QUICK THERE’S NO TIME GRAB MY BONER

(via anericanidiot)

Anonymous said: i love how youre so cute but i can tell deep down youre so naughty anericanidiot: yeah i never do the dishes or my homework AND I NEVER ASK MY PARENTS FOR PERMISSION TO PLAY GAMES ON DISNEYCHANNEL.COM im a bad kid

Anonymous said: i love how youre so cute but i can tell deep down youre so naughty

anericanidiot:

yeah i never do the dishes or my homework AND I NEVER ASK MY PARENTS FOR PERMISSION TO PLAY GAMES ON DISNEYCHANNEL.COM

im a bad kid

of-mice-and-semen:


when I turn 23 and if this isn’t my birthday cake, then people are going to have legit reasons to hate me at 23
its-a-joke-mkay:

fidefortitude:

crofefs:

i love how there is no comments on this everyone just gets the reference

No. No, I don’t get the reference. 300 thousand people have reblogged this without a word, without so much as a tag, because apparently we all get the reference. I fucking don’t. This has passed by my dashboard hundreds of fucking times and nobody ever asks what the fuck it is.
I’m officially terming this post a conspiracy. 300000 people could not just know what this is. You’re all reblogging this to fit in, or because you know it messes with people, or because you’re the fucking Matrix. You’re the Matrix, aren’t you? You’re all a bunch of Mr Smiths living in a world of green code. Well fuck you all and fuck your stupid post. I’m off to save fucking Zion.
Fuck this.

Dude it’s from spongebob
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